Here we go with Another Review of a Product that claims that it will make Money for you easy as hell. If you read this text you probably want to make Money online fast and honestly who doesn´t? So is jmb profit machine a scam or not? To be honest it smells like a real big scam despite the two “trustworthy” Brittish guys “Jonathan Mark” and “Matt Silver” in the promo video :o)
JMBProfit Machine:
Owners: Jonathan Mark and Matt Silver (atleast they call themselfs by those names)
Website: JMBProfitMachine.com
Cost: Unclear (but it is definitely not free to try)
Been online since: It is very new online, and the creators says it will be officially launched on July 20
Why JMBProfit Machine is a scam:
They claim that they have made over $2.3M in the last 14 months from something they discovered by complete accident. They claim that their JMBProfitMachine software “will dump money in your account,” thousands of dollars daily on auto-pilot! And how? By “utilizing the power and speed of our cloud processing super computer node technology.” WTF? DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? My guess would be that they want to use Words noone understands and make them look smart so hopefully (for them) someone will “take the bait”.
Their website reveals a variety of marketing techniques that are used by most of the scam services out there. On the main page, the creators pride themselves with having 1,107 video testimonials. I actually watched all 1,107 testimonials, and couldn’t find even one single reference to the JMB Profit Machine. All testimonials refer to something they call “it.” But this is not the only thing that is strange, how did they manage to already receive 1,107 testimonials before they even officially launched their software? All those testimonials have to be fake!
To “be able” to sign up with JMB Profit Machine, a “compatibility check” is provided which finds out your geographical location on order to set you up with one of their supported brokers. Their application also “checks” your browser compatibility, available node and cluster strength.
So I tried to run the check, the compatibility application let me know that I qualify to join JMB Profit Machine. Surprise surprise! They claim that if your location is compatible, it means you are located in one of very few locations in the world where the software is available (so if you are really lucky you are located in one of those “rare” spots). In reality, it doesn’t matter where you are located, the software will work EVERYWHERE because these are all LIES… This is a very common marketing technique scamers use, it makes you feel you are signing up with something exclusive that not anyone can get access to.
All the promo video they tell you how you will make alot of Money without you having to do anything (their “super program” will fix everything for you) and they will give you acces to it for free! And then when you fill in the form a new video pops up where you are told that you have to “invest” Money to start with the “program” and you are also told that the more you invest the more money you will make!
Please people do not fall for this obvious scam!
I´m not going to write anymore about this scam now because it really should be obvious that it is a total SCAM.
Remember this: If someone claims that you will make thousands of dollars without you having to do anything and as soon as you join it is ALWAYS most definitely a scam!
If you looking for a way to make money online that really works you should read my review on Wealthy Affiliate it is by far the best place you will find online, but don´t expekt to make money as soon as you join, it will take some time and “work” Before you start to make an income.
Hope this helps and hopefully you read this before you try this bullshit hoax called JMBProfit Machine :o)
Please leave a comment below!
John
Founder of: Start Make Stop Waste
Sounds like they’re just looking for a route to launder money. 🙁 Paaaleeease!
I can’t believe you watched all of the 1,000 plus video testimonials too. Hopefully they were short so that you didn’t waste too much time. But good to know for the rest of us. Thanks John! I’m sure I’ll be seeing this one pop up soon too.
Haha yes paaaleeease! :o) Yes I was actually wasting my time watching dose :o) but It was kind of in an investigating cause so… But I do not recommend watching them :o) Thanks for your comment Sarah!
Hi John,
Very interested blog about JMB profit machine. Your blog is very easy to navigate and understand. I have always wondered things like this. I have bookmarked your site to take a peep here and there to check for updates on other scam related business opportunities. P.S. Great addition to a link that is actually resourceful and helpful at the end with WA!
Cheers
Thank you Stephen! I try to do my best :o)You are welcome back whenever you want of course:o) Yepp WA is the way to go for someone who is serious about making money online . Thanks again for your comment!
Hey there,
Another brilliant program that takes advantage of people who are too naive when it comes to the online world.
I wish there was a certain rule that would state that making these kind of website is punishable by law.
People who commit tax fraud or con-men on the street also get punished when seen in the act, these online con-men are constantly in open view of the public and go unpunished, what’s that all about?! 🙂
I’m glad that there are many sites like yours out there now that help people out when making these decisions.
Keep educating!
Cheers
Hello Maarten! Yes the Jmb Profit Machine is really a well designed scam program with many fake testemonials. Visist my blog post on how to know if something is a scam or not if you want to know more about what to look out for.
Thank you!
Cheers
Was doing some research on how to make money online and ran across your article on JMBProfit Machine. I haven’t heard of this one before but after reading your review I can see why. It sounds like complete rubbish. The whole “get rich” scheme is really getting old. I don’t understand how people too fall for stuff like that. I will definitely stay clear of JMBProfit Machine.
Yeah the JMB Profit Machine is not worth any of your time. Thanks for you comment / John